Why Gujjus do well in any field..... (Read Till The End) (Ctrl+c , Ctrl+v)

Why Gujjus do well in any field.....

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Gujarati.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Patel says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Patel says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.............

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.

Mr. Patel says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Mr.Patel says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Mr. Patel turns to the other candidate and says,
`Kem chho ?
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The other candidate answers 'Ekdam majaa maa.. Aney tamey !!.... =D=))=

Wo Dekho Ek Software engineer Jaa raha hai....

Hello Friends....

Kisi frustrated software engineer ke dimag se nikle hue .....or har ek software engineer ke dilo  ko chu jane wale ......labz .....aapke samne rakhne ja raha hu..... Enjoy the game of words..... :p



WO DEKHO EK SOFTWARE ENGINEER JAA RAHA HAI

Apne project ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

Zindagi se hara hua hai,

Par Bugs se haar nahi manta.

Apne application ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,

Par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain,

ye nahi janta. Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

Das hazaar line ke code main error dhoond lete hain lekin,

Majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti.

Pc pe hazaar windows khuli hain,

 Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti.

Week days ko nahata nahi, satuday-sunday ko naha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

 Coding karte karte pata hi nahi chala,

 Bugs ki priority kab maan-baap se high ho gayi.

 Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala ,

cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,

 Dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi.

Weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

Maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,

Salary Increment ki party kab dila rahe ho.

Hansi udana ho to pooch lo,

Onsite kab ja rahe ho?

Wo dekho onsite se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

Kharche badh rahe hain,

Baal kam ho rahe hain.

Savings hoti nahi,

Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain.

 Lo phir se bus choot gayi,

auto se office aa raha hai,

 Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

Pizza gale se nahi utarta,

To Coke ke sahare nigal liya jata hai.

 Office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,

 Maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai.

 "Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi,

free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

Aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,

 Software engineer ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan.

 Hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,

Software engineer wahi ban sakta hai,

jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai.

 Hum log jee jee ke marte hain,

zindagi hai kuch aisi, Ek fauj ki naukri,

doosri software engineer ki,

dono ek jaisi. Is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai...

Friends....Integral part of life.....

Rishtey to nahi...Rishto ki parchaiya mili......
Ye kaisi bhid hey....jisme to tanhaiya mili.....


Pause For a minute , just shut your eyes down and think of all the relations you have in life----(....Come on yar....do it....actually)...what flashes to your mind is family??? favorite relatives ????, boy/girlfriends???? of course few best friends????..as per me these are the few so called IMP people in our life....please add by your self if i have missed anyone.....

Here lets not discuss about all these people....cause we all know about them and their values in our life.....to be honest these are the people who hold the power to make us happy and to leave us crying…(sometimes I really feel sorry for the people who after breakup.....don’t even talk to their ex....how can you do that.....i mean-once you shared each and everything..and today, don’t even want to face each other..! or even the best friends.. who after a few misunderstandings, can never get the lost relationship or at least the same bonding as before!!)

I have gone through all these.....break ups and misunderstanding with friends.....and i don't like to discuss it over here....

Lets discuss about those few whom you meet everyday.....talk everyday.....laugh with them ....but still you don't share any private things or feelings....YUppp you guess it right.....i am talking about your office mates....

These are the people who do not expect anything from you-yet unexpectedly make you happy, they do not hold any special place in your lives, their absence may not even be noticed, yet their presence makes you comfortable....

Am sure most of you don’t get what I am saying, and already thinking that i am mad...... But i called them "Hi- Hello" friends.....people whom i hardly ever talked ....but still whenever i meet them....i do smile and say....hi....or hello.....without any knowledge they made me happy....and i guess....same might be applicable for them,,,,

Lets not limit such people to office also....say...you might have some vendor or shopkeeper keeps some of favorite CD or book hidden so no one else can bought before you....or ....say some old school mate...meeting after long time asking about...your whereabouts....There are so many such ppl, ”ajeeb rishtey!!” strange bonds!!

There are some special friends also with whom you share special topics....I too have too such special friends ....with whom i share everything....and most of the time...my typical problems.....and ....she always helps and take me out of the mess i have created around me.... :p

Life is no fun without these all friends....

P.S. watched rang de basanti, dil chahta hey and rock on ...three in row ....and started missing all of my special buddies....and ..... :(

will post soon!!keep smiling till then!!

Never ask question to a girl

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a ahsmall town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Kapoor, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Franklin. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie; you cheat on your wife, You manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Kapoon, do you know the defense lawyer?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr.Shalon since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him."

The defense lawyer almost died!

At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to silence, called both Lawyers to the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you foolish asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt of court."

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi

Again this one is copy pasted from one of my good FB friend....and she also had copy pasted from somewhere....so hope nobody will mind if i pasted it over here... :p


Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.>

Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.>
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Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nhi.>
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Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi.>

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai? Ya jungle me koi naai nhi.>

Nana ki patni jab nani hai , Dada ki patni jab dadi
hai. Papa ki patni kyu papi nahi?>

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai? Jab neel kisi ne milai nhi.>

Jab school me itni neend aati hai. Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nhi?>

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi aur mummy ne samjhai nai ;)

As we Live...we Learn.....[Ctrl + C , Ctrl +V ]

Not My Story but its just worth to read.....!!!!


Friends,
A rich man Amir Chand had a pet dog Rambo. He had servants who took care of it very well. However, the dog did not quite enjoy the meals provided to it. Like any other human being, Rambo too wanted a change. One day it left the house and wandered on the street to look out for tasty food. Unfortunately every time Rambo found tasty food, other dogs would fight it off him. You see, he was unable to fight the street dogs. Disgruntled, disappointed, seething at the unfairness of the other dogs being better fighters than him, unable to accept he was not fit and fast enough, he was unlike any sad dog you would have seen in your life.
However, Rambo's life was about to change.
On the way back home, a few meters before from Amir Chand’s bungalow, just outside the garbage bin, Rambo came across a dried lifeless bone. Being in a hurry, besides being hungry for self-esteem and health, Rambo bit the bone.
While chewing the bone, its gum started bleeding. Unaware of the blood being its own, Rambo liked the taste of the bloody bone. Rambo thought that the blood was coming out from the bone and started chewing it with great enthusiasm. The blood flow increased. Dizzy with the taste, numb with hunger, intoxicated with the discovery, having recovered his bruised self-esteem, Rambo became feverish with excitement. Jumping around, its teeth holding the bone steadfast, Rambo wanted to juice every drop of the blood from the bone.
A wise dog passing by, looked at Rambo, barked and said, 'Hey stranger! The blood is coming from your gums and not from the bone; it is only a dried bone that you are chewing.'

Rambo looked at the wise dog with disdain and said, 'Until I bit the bone, my tongue had not tasted blood! Only after biting this bone, I came to know this taste. So, the blood is coming from the bone. You cannot trick me! I am not leaving the bone for you'"

Saying so, Rambo bit the bone more ferociously. The more it liked the taste of the bloody bone, the more he sucked on the bone. The more Rambo hurt himself.
This way of enjoying was Rambo's logic. This is dog logic!
Where ever I go, nowadays the discussions hover around 'What are your plans for new year's eve?" Travel plans are being made, tickets are being booked, groups are being formed, places and parties are being identified, shopping is being done, elaborate plans are happening. In about ten days’ time, we will move on to a new year. Liquor is going to flow like crazy. For many people the idea of having fun is to get drunk with alcohol.
Think for a while! Is there any difference between the dog biting the dried-bone and us human beings gaining pleasure from cigarettes, alcohol and other abusive substances?
As you read the story about Rambo did these words cross your mind - "Poor Rambo! “
If I happen to meet you on New Year's Eve, looking at you will the same words cross my heart - "Poor _________".
I pray not.
Take care. Have fun. Please avoid having fun while chewing the bloody dried bone. You deserve a better life! Your family and friends deserve a better you.
For those of us who are not into alcohol and other abusive substances, it will be worthwhile to think what our bloody dried bone is. Is it ego? Is it money? Is it our possessions? Maybe it is our looks? Maybe our degrees and qualifications? Whatever it may be, let’s drop it as we march into 2012. Let’s stop enjoying the taste of our own destruction and blood. May 2012 be the best ever year of YOUR life.


As we Live...we Learn

Something about Life..... :)

When i got enough cnfidnce. . . D stage wz gone ! ! ! Wen i wz sure of losing. . .i won! ! ! Wen i needed ppl d most . . . Dey left me ! ! ! Wen i learned to dry my tears. . . I found a shoulder to cry on ! ! ! Wen i mastered d skill of hating. . . Sumbdy startd loving me ! ! ! N when after waiting for dawn,i fell asleep. . . D sun came out ! ! ! Dats wot z lyf :)



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Life is not About Riding BMW & Mercedec, But about 3 friends on a single vehicle riding round the City.....

Its not about 75 Rs Coffe at CCD , But many friends togather sharing 10 Rs dairy milk and Still enjoying....

Lyf is not about boasting about a 350 Rs movie Ticket,But about a few Friends buying 50 Rs ticket & wondering ki popcorn kaun khilayega......

Life is not about eating in TGB and Waterside, But its about to Enjoy 1 beriyani shared with 7 Roommates......

Lyf is not about 1.5 Ton AC in 45 degree, But its about sitting on over bridge at the 3:00 am in hot summer night.....

Lyf is not about talking with one GF for more than 2 hours, but its about managing to reply 5 friends on cell msg..7 on Facebook and 5 on yahoo messenger at same time.......

Lyf is as cool as u want...........have a rocking life,,,,my all dear friends....

What's on your mind!!!

Just few days back one advertisement was constantly pinging me on almost every channel where ranbir was giving some lecture with punch line "Keep it Simple silly!!!".

I am not huge fan of ranbir but i just loved this punch line. Why to complicate our life when we have other options available!!

Missing someone from bottom of your heart? … Call him/her

Dying to meet someone … Invite him/her

Wanna be Understood?(of course to someone) … Explain and make it clear

Have to many Questions ? … Ask them before your mind assume something

Don’t like it ? … Say it on face

Like it ? … Share it immediately

Want Something ? … first deserve it then only desire.

Of course you will not have courage of doing few or any of these stated item. And most of the time you might be updating above things to your Facebook status.... right?
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After all Facebook status message is having bloody tag line "What's on your mind?"

Nobody will know what’s going in your mind. You will write for someone and someone else will take it for her/him self and all things going to messed up.
Its better to express rather than to expect them to assume exact meaning.

If you already have the ‘No’,Take this risk of getting the ‘Yes’.

There is one famous saying in some language...(yes of course language doesn't matter as of now... :P).

If you gamble you might loose, but if you don't you will never win.

So just don't complicate your life by doing all above mentioned funny stuff just keep it simple and enjoy the life.

Cause i believe and know that "We have only one life but if we do it right one is more than enough".

Key of Happiness!!!

I got this mail in morning. Find it quite meaningful. Just sharing it with you. Don't know about author of this little story but who ever he/she really deserves credit. :)


****************The Burnt Biscuits (Story)*****************
When I was a kid, my mom would prepare special breakfast every now and then. And I remember one night in particular, after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: Honey, I love burned biscuits.

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned.

He wrapped me in his arms and said, Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides - a little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone! You know, life is full of imperfect things.....and imperfect people. I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else.

What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each other’s faults - and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences - is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker!

We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!

Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep it in your own.

God Bless You..... now, and always....

So Please pass me a biscuit, and yes, the burnt one will do just fine.!.!.!.!
And PLEASE pass this along to someone who has enriched your life...

Applicable to all of us :- Sometimes in life we feel so blue

Couldn't resist my self from sharing this poem written by someone.

Touchy lines ..... it gives you boost to live happily with whatever you have in your life. And believe me sometimes we all need it.

Sometimes in life we feel so blue,

But some1 somewhere is not as happy as u,

Somewhere far at the border when a soldier sleeps,

Missing his loved ones he silently weeps...

Somewhere a mother painfully sighs,

Because her new born baby did not open her eyes,

Somewhere a poor dad silently cries,

When he sees his son begging for a bowl of rice.

Somewhere in an orphanage a little gal is sad,

When she misses her mom and dad.

At times a reason to smile, u may not have any,

Say to yourself that you are happy than many..

Because life is beautiful and its not always blue,

Need someone somewhere is not as happy as you...