Friday, October 21, 2011

Snowball Effect of your thinking.

Did you ever wake up in the midnight just thinking of assignment to be submitted [/ Client call] on next day or any other personal commitment due next day?


Then you start thinking in detail, you don’t know much about subject and teacher [/client, project manager] is also rude. Then suddenly you start thinking about next term exam of that subject. Then it leads you to thinking about result of exam and then finally all thoughts land on placement and then life [and it’s quite possible that you think about wife too… ;)].



In short it will be ended up with wasting 3 to 4 hours of sleep which leads to lazy and hazy morning. Whatever we call it in our regional language but in psychological terms this could be termed as snow ball effect. You might have seen cartoon films where somebody throws little snowball from top of the hill and it ended up with giant size snow ball which destroys many things.


It is necessary to stop that snow ball on initial phase to stop disaster [/major damage]. Here are the few things which can stop this snowball effect of your thoughts. The only solution of this is to notice what's happening in your head before it's getting late and your continuous thoughts have a chance to build any kind of momentum. Earlier you catch, easier to stop otherwise it will drag you it.


Here in our case you can just put a reminder in your cell phone about assignment and can maintain to do list in diary [Of course diary cause or else you will turn on your laptop for outlook and then end up in wasting few more hours in chatting with girlfriend which is also one kind of snow ball effect….But we will not discuss it here…. ]. Once your note it down then just forgot it and sleep. This will lead you to wake up with some fresh thoughts [and sometimes solutions too]. You might be a very busy person but so what everybody here are busy and fighting a hard battle. Just try this, its effective [Of course only if you have ever come across such issues... ;)].

Saturday, October 15, 2011

I am not critisizing wommmmeenn...but Faccccct is Facttttt.... :p

How a man withdraws cash from the ATM:

1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away

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How a woman withdraws cash from the ATM:

1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7) Insert card
8) Hit cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run bck 2 ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back 2 car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for a mile
24) Release HAND BRAKE :P

Gujju ----> Business

One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds…

I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

Then a Jewish boy put his hand up and said "David",

The Buddhist boy said "Gautama Buddha" and the Muslim boy said "Mohammed".

They all were not successful.

Finally, a Gujju boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and I'll give you the 10 pounds that I promised."

As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, "You know Jignesh, since you're a Hindu Gujarati; I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jignesh replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna ,but Bijness is Bijness!!!!!!

Moral : Talk the language which listener (Customer) wants, not that which you know.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Faith is the only bird that sings ......



"Faith is the only bird that sings when dawn is still dark...."

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"The world thinks I am crazy,
Sometimes even i do............
When the smoke from my cigarette puff,
Paints a portrait of you......."
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Day and night i spent with just one thought in mind....


Leaf's departure is because of Wind's pursuit.
Or cause Tree didn't ask her to stay.


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Sunset and the evening star,
Made a Clear call for her,
May be there is no morning bar,
i start the journey from there with adios to far and far......

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Sooner or later we all discover that ,
the important moments in life are not advertised ones,
not birthdays,graduation,weddings,
not even the great goal achieved....

The real milestones are less possessing,
They come to the door of memory....

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Its not really presence of someone,
That brings meaning to life,
But its a strong desire to feel absence of someone,
Who left.....gives meaning to life....

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I find it too difficult to fall in love...
because people can't accept me the way i am...
and i can't do the same either......

Its like mix and match game.....
I tried out all combination...
and i stand out to be unique one..... :(

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Biti hui zindgi ki,
Bus itni si kahani hey....
Kuch hum barbad hue..
kuch aapki maherbani hey....

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If you be too sentimental...
life is too hard to lead...
And if you be too practical..
its too much though to maintain relationships...

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Saturday, October 1, 2011

I wasn't THAT drunk.......

Boy-"I wasn't THAT drunk.."

Friend-
"Dude you were in my pool trying to find nemo!"
"you asked ur girlfriend if she was single"
"You were arguing with yourself, over the phone n got upset wen you hung up"
"you were in my closet yelling, "where is narnia?"
"You have twice jumped from your bed...with screaming 'Muje meri sakti wapis mil gayiii.......[Spiderman]"
"you were throwing rocks at my cat screaming "GO PIKACHU!"
"you hugged a man with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE BACK!"..:D :-D
and still.....you are saying this..... :P