Thursday, April 7, 2016

Girl - Boy and Buffalo ( Famous Joke ) - A twist in a tail


This is hilarious..... 


 Read the post from Bottom to Top. J

 
Note:- "All persons and groups in this post are fictional and any resemblance is just a coincidence"..

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From: Vishnudatta Sharma (vishnush)
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RE: Girls never understand what a boy wants to say......................... Awesome and funny

 
lol..really funny
 
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Vishnu
From: Pankaj Malviya (pmalviya)
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RE: Girls never understand what a boy wants to say......................... Awesome and funny

 
Keyur had the best and most practical solution the situation!
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Pankaj
 
From: Keyur Pankajkumar Desai
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The boy should have shouted to buffalo instead: “Girl on a Scooty!”.
The buffalo might have understood this and got out of way.
Everybody leaved happily there after…
 
Keyur.
 
From: Akshay Gopal Nagaich
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Maybe she listened because u were a girl…J
The subject in the conversation says - Girls never understand what a boy wants to sayJ
 
From: Sneha Bambolkar
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Girls never understand what a boy wants to say

 
Another instance..
 
There was a female on the bike who’s Duppatta was hanging down..and all I said was “ DUPPATTA”.. and she quickly pulled it up n smiled…
 
So ..do I say that “Girls understand girls better”?
 
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Sneha
 
From: Kritika Tushar Kumar Chatterjee
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Sunai nahi toh dikhai th dega!
From: Abhijeet Vijaykumar Prabhu
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Full volume version sunai nahi diya to muted version kaha se sunai dega???
 
From: Kritika Tushar Kumar Chatterjee
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Same applies to the original scenario where the guy could have pointed to the buffalo instead !!!
 
From: Janmejoy Roy
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Instead of saying it would have help if u would have pointed towards the side standJ
 
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Janmejoy Roy
 
From: Sneha Bambolkar
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That’s exactly my point..
 
Why would I ask him to stand on his bike, on the road anyway??????
 
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Sneha
 
From: Janmejoy Roy
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So u think a guy would stand on the bike if you say so in any season other than rainy???
 
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Janmejoy Roy
 
From: Sneha Bambolkar
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While riding a bike in Rains all you can think of is being safe on road…it’s obvious that I will not ask him to stand on his bike.
 
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Sneha
 
From: Dinakar Vasant Ogalapur
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He will not “Stand” while riding a bike J so probably words need to be chosen carefully file shouting JJJ.
(Ofcourse Ajay Devgan can stand on 2 bikes )
 
From: Sneha Bambolkar
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Well even guys don’t,
 
Once I was on a bike and, there was a guy riding besides us who had not pulled up the side stand..
So I shouted  “STAND”
 
The guy gave me a very weird look..
So I shouted again “Sir…BIKE KA STAND”  and he said “oh ..Thanks”
 
So it’s not only girls you see.
 
Regards,
Sneha
 
From: Pratik Jagdishchandra Shah
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What an amazing post to start the day at office .. J
 
From: Danish Mohammad Tabbassum Lambate
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Arre yaar.........koi bichare buffalo ko to poocho k zinda hai  k nahi
 
 
 
From: Kiran Prabhakar Sant
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Lol..lolzzzz… :D :D :D
 
From: Madhav Ashok Chaudhari
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Dont think below 2 solutions will work:
On 1st attempt:
Girl might think the guy is trying to flirt ... Wont read placard... Crash into buffalo..
 
On 2nd attempt:
Looking that the guy is trying to overtake her.. she will drive faster... Carsh into buffalo...
 


From: Pulak Mishra
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Two Solutions –
 
1st   – Drive Car fast enough.. and while driving show her a placard showing “Drive Slow, Buffalo in progress” ;)
 
2nd  – Drive Car fast enough.. and crash with the Buffalo !! Game over…
 
 
 
Regards,
Pulak.
 
From: Ruchira Agarwal
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Ha hahhahahha..
Updated version is also very good! JJ he he..
 
From: HarshalBhimrao Patinge
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<Updated Version> Girls never understand what a boy wants to say

 
Updated version:
 
A boy is driving a car…
A girl on scooty overtakes him...
Boy sees a traffic constable around the corner

Races to him in seconds
As soon as he reaches to constable, constable tickets him for speeding
After fine payment boy tells him that the girl is in danger and pleads to avoid accident and tells that he is the only one who can save her
Traffic cop suddenly becomes aware of his duty and responsibility
 
Checks on the girl who is in her element while riding
Traffic cop shouts, “Buffalo”
Girl turns back & shouts,
“Pig, ...donkey, Monkey, Stupid boy…”

 

Suddenly she meets with an accident…
She is hit by a buffalo crossing the road...

MORAL: - “Girls never understand what a others wants to say!!!!!!

 
 
From: Abhijeet Vijaykumar Prabhu
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I say find a traffic cop(which is a rarity)…then tell him there is a buffalo on the way…then tell him to stop the girl by telling her that there is a buffalo on the way…and then avoid her from crashing into the buffalo on the way…all this in a few millisecs….call rajnikant
 
From: Janmejoy Roy
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So wht is the solution u suggest which could be used in less than few seconds???
 
regards,
Janmejoy Roy
 
From: Roshni Hemraj Mudliar01
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They could be strangers, shouting is never a solution.
 
From: Abhijeet Vijaykumar Prabhu
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Hehehe lolz that’s an even bigger joke…he shd have called her on her cell phone or have texted her that there is a buffalo on the way…hehehe itna time nahi tha uske pass…ek to bichare ne madat kari upar se galiya…waaahhh kya jamana aya hai….
 
From: Roshni Hemraj Mudliar01
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Noise and traffic on road leads to difficultly in voice audibility. The boy could have explained this in a polite manner with the help of traffic constable.   How you communicate is equally important as what you communicate.
 
From: Prafulla Dagaji Pawar
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A boy was driving a car…
A girl on scooty overtook him...
Boy shouted, “Buffalo”
Girl turned back & shouted,
“Pig, ...donkey, Monkey, Stupid boy…”

 

Suddenly she met with an accident…
She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road...

MORAL: - “Girls never understand what a boy wants to say!!!!!!


  
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