Women and shopping not so offensive post!!!!

 Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT..

Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP..

Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION..

Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP..

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD...

Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET....

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE....

Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES..

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY...

Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING...

Thats it!

Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING... !

About Me - First page of my diary

I was travelling to office and someone has returned me a novel. While putting back it in my bag my hand touched a hard cover of my diary and couldn't resist myself from taking it out. And just lost in reading at the very first page I have written about me few years back when I was in college.

After reading it twice and thrice and so on…only one thing was striking on my mind. Do I really know myself?

Either I have changed myself in last few years or say I was not knowing myself when I have written this. It’s just topic of debate and right now not able to decide but the words in diary exactly go like these……

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Hey...y r u readin dis??:O
==>>U knw me??
==>>U wna knw me??
==>>Readin widout ny rsn..!!:P

Wt so evr is ur reason bt u hv already spent some of ur seconds in readin dis...So allow me to steal few more seconds frm ur lyf...:D

M kinda person who belivs in "ME" only...
I knw some Ppl cl me silent....but i believe in doing it then...talking abt it....
I knw, some Ppl cl it attitude..bt I cl it Self-respect,nd I think evry1 shd hv it...!!

I cn say dat M Enigmatic..nd I dnt lyk 2 b solved.
I nvr take my words back,4 me 1s its no means 'NO' 4evr.
Dnt lyk Compromises nd cnt forgt nythin easily,,,,,If U hv done smthin wrong wid me...Dnt Xpect absolution.

I strongly blv dat I mst nt cry 4 d othrs cz dey r nt fit 4 my tears.. & those who r fit 4 my tears wl nvr allow me 2 cry..
I care 4 those who realy deserve it..cz m nt a m/c 2 entertain evry1.. :P

U cn trust me cz I cn keep ur secretz...bt better dnt share wid me
Cz dnt wna b involved in ur personal matters,,,Nd yaa dnt try 2 interfere in mine..:P

U cn lie..bt nt infrnt of me cz I hate Liarz..:@
M Unpredictable - So dnt try to judge me
Jst ask me nd I vl try mah bst 2 solve ur doubts.
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This one is for all of my closer ones... :-

"I care for you on my own strange ways......perhaps you will never know....perhaps i will never show....... ".
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U may continue wid ur work nw!!!B)



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P.S.  At the time of writing this in diary i was thinking that these are the best combination of words to describe me. I have also tried to copied it in FB and Orkut and G + everywhere. But never get a chance to revised it or never anyone has bothered to read it. But i think it's time to release version 2.0 of About Me. :p

That's how it exactly feels :p

Letter To "Jab Tak Hey Jaan" Haters!!!!

          I was on short vacation after exhausted week at office and while discussing random topic at home someone has suddenly raised topic of this recently released movie "Jab Tak Hey Jaan" and few friends just started blabbering about movie that it's worst and boring movie. SRK has done worst performance and blah....blah..blah... So just wanted to raise some point in favor of SRK and movie. Don't take it as offensive but you can raise same points against the movie in comments but be logical and don't abuse :) .... So here it goes....

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Dear anti-SRK people,

            I know you have a lot of problems regarding Shah Rukh Khan .... I know....a lot of you can't stand him,&according to you, his latest movie Jab Tak Hai Jaan was a flop. According to you, SRK sucked, Katrina was terrible, Anushka is a bore & Yash Chopra has delivered his worst film. OK...fine.....

           I never said that this was SRK's best movie, or was Yash Chopra's.SRK has delivered some awesome movies & will continue to do so.....but to say the storyline was weak!! Sure.... you people clap when a baby is delivered using a vacuum cleaner(3 idiots)... but you can't accept the fact that someones strong belief in God stops someone from loving someone!

           You can accept that someone can leap on a plane from a motorcycle(Ek tha tiger)but you can't see somebody doing many jobs in an expensive place like London to make ends meet!! To all those people who think Shah Rukh is romancing women half of his age... Salman Khan & Aamir Khan are not actually romancing their grandmothers...they r doing the same...... all of them have movies with the same actress dis year!!

          The point of this long letter is, whether you like it or not : Jab Tak Hain Jaan rocked!!! It simply rocked! I'm not a huge movie critic or anything, but please stop beating empty barrels to make noise, people! SRK's uniform was wrong, SRK looks old....shut up people!!

          At least you didn't have problems understanding the story..... .at least its not another confusing one (Dhobi Ghat)!& the less i say about Salman, the better!! I'm still waiting for a movie in which Salman has a story!

         SHAH RUKH KHAN is the KING KHAN of bollywood!! PERIOD!!FULL STOP!!

Yours truly,
A Devoted Friend of a Devoted KING KHAN fan..

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