Tuesday, November 22, 2011

What's on your mind!!!

Just few days back one advertisement was constantly pinging me on almost every channel where ranbir was giving some lecture with punch line "Keep it Simple silly!!!".

I am not huge fan of ranbir but i just loved this punch line. Why to complicate our life when we have other options available!!

Missing someone from bottom of your heart? … Call him/her

Dying to meet someone … Invite him/her

Wanna be Understood?(of course to someone) … Explain and make it clear

Have to many Questions ? … Ask them before your mind assume something

Don’t like it ? … Say it on face

Like it ? … Share it immediately

Want Something ? … first deserve it then only desire.

Of course you will not have courage of doing few or any of these stated item. And most of the time you might be updating above things to your Facebook status.... right?
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After all Facebook status message is having bloody tag line "What's on your mind?"

Nobody will know what’s going in your mind. You will write for someone and someone else will take it for her/him self and all things going to messed up.
Its better to express rather than to expect them to assume exact meaning.

If you already have the ‘No’,Take this risk of getting the ‘Yes’.


There is one famous saying in some language...(yes of course language doesn't matter as of now... :P).
If you gamble you might loose, but if you don't you will never win.


So just don't complicate your life by doing all above mentioned funny stuff just keep it simple and enjoy the life.

Cause i believe and know that "We have only one life but if we do it right one is more than enough".

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Key of Happiness!!!

I got this mail in morning. Find it quite meaningful. Just sharing it with you. Don't know about author of this little story but who ever he/she really deserves credit. :)


****************The Burnt Biscuits (Story)*****************
When I was a kid, my mom would prepare special breakfast every now and then. And I remember one night in particular, after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: Honey, I love burned biscuits.

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned.

He wrapped me in his arms and said, Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides - a little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone! You know, life is full of imperfect things.....and imperfect people. I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else.

What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each other’s faults - and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences - is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker!

We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!

Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep it in your own.

God Bless You..... now, and always....

So Please pass me a biscuit, and yes, the burnt one will do just fine.!.!.!.!
And PLEASE pass this along to someone who has enriched your life...

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Applicable to all of us :- Sometimes in life we feel so blue

Couldn't resist my self from sharing this poem written by someone.

Touchy lines ..... it gives you boost to live happily with whatever you have in your life. And believe me sometimes we all need it.



Sometimes in life we feel so blue,

But some1 somewhere is not as happy as u,

Somewhere far at the border when a soldier sleeps,

Missing his loved ones he silently weeps...

Somewhere a mother painfully sighs,

Because her new born baby did not open her eyes,

Somewhere a poor dad silently cries,

When he sees his son begging for a bowl of rice.

Somewhere in an orphanage a little gal is sad,

When she misses her mom and dad.

At times a reason to smile, u may not have any,

Say to yourself that you are happy than many..

Because life is beautiful and its not always blue,

Need someone somewhere is not as happy as you...

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Word Smith - Anagram ... Nice way to kill a time!!!

Take a look at following list of words. They are co-related to each other and they have something in common to be present in this list as well.

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Dormitory = Dirty Room

Dictionary = Indicatory

Schoolmaster = The classroom

Listen = Silent

Madam Curie = Radium came

A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"

Evangelist = Evil's Agent


Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars

Postmaster = Stamp Store

A telescope = To see place

The eyes = They see

The ears = Hear set

Desperation = A rope ends it

I run to escape = A persecution

The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil

Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em

Conversation = Voices Rant On

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

The Detectives = Detect Thieves



I was just surfing through internet in free time and some how i was dragged to a website which deals with Anagrams Click Here to visit.

Yes these all listed words are anagrams. Its really fun to see meaning of other word which is anagram of original one. Specially those are in strong font are really funny one.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Addicted to something - Not an issue!!!

You are addicted to Facebook. I heard this line 10th time of a day. Now that's enough for a day. Let me tell you a bitter fact - We all are addicted to something or some person.

Let's put it this way...

"We all are addicted to something ....which take away the pain...."


Let's be honest to answer the question :

What do you do normally after tiring office hours ?
1. Talk or chat with your girl friend/ Boy friend . (If you are lucky enough to have one).
2. Play with your little one and make funny gesture to get smile on their face.
3. If recently merried then fighting and making up with each other.
4. If you are gujarati and living out side of gujrat then 100 % you will go for some hard drinks.
5. If you are far away from home and living lonely then you might get connected to some virtual world of social networking.
6. If you are fan of Jackie chain and Rambo then you might go for gyming and kung-fu.
7. If you are tech crazzy and geek guy then you might jingle with some weird OS and buggy coding kind of stuff.
8. If you are sas-bahu serial fan then you might turned on TV before removing your shoes.
9. Somebody of you just crazzy after movies and TV serials then you start your lappy and head phone.


There are many more to be added in list in short you all do something which makes you happy. Which take away some pain from you... Which give you reason to smile though a very little and temporary but still you can't leave doing it.

Yes i am too addicted. I am addicted to one smile. I am addicted to one ringing voice. I am addicted to one crazzy sharp mind. But its nothing wrong in getting addicted. Because at the end of the day We all are addicted to something ....which take away the pain....!!!!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

A GOOD JOKE ON A BAD RESULT !!!(Ctrl+C , Ctrl+V)

A mom passing by her son's bedroom was astonished. The bed was nicely made and everything was neatly packed. She saw an envelope by the bed. It was addressed "For Mom". She opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands. The letter went... "Dear Mom, It is with great regret that I am writing to you. I had to run away with my girlfriend because I wanted to avoid the scene with Dad and you. I have found true love in her and want to spend my entire life with her. Don't worry Mom. I am 21 years old and I know how to take care of us. Someday we shall come and visit you so that you get to know your grandchildren." A tear trickled down as she read on. "Mom, none of the above is true! I am at our neighbour's house. I just want to remind you that there are worse things in life than my results on my desk. Call me when it is safe for me to come home!"

Its happen only in India!!!!!

Life in India is alwayzz changing...
where Number of suicides > no. of children born everyday,
where people are cared more about Facebook status than their lives,
where people worship cricket more than God,
where even the educated people follow the dhongibabas,
where the youth is only concerned about fame and status...rather than their true identity..
a place where mango man...aam aadmi is surrounded by tensions, rising prises, new budget, his future, dreams, ambitions, success, love, relationships, sex , cricket, career, entertainment, marriage, latest trends, bollywood, saas-bahu serials,reality, fb, twitter, scams, suicides, corruption, pollution, global warming,disasters,etc...etc...
and still sumhow manages his job and home...:)

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Betain Lamhe ( Ctrl+C,Ctrl+V)

Finally i got a answer of a question :-

What do you wants to become after being elder?
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Answer :- Little Again


And some nice lines of course i am the worst poet ever born on earth so these are not my lines but simple Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V from my inbox. :)

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Kuch Saalo baad Pal Ye BahUt YadAyenge,
Jab hum Apne Apne Mukaam per Pahuch Jayenge,
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Akele jab bhi Honge,
sath Guzare Hue Lamhe yaad Ayenge,
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Paise to bahut honge shayad,
par Kharch karne ke Lamhe kam ho Jayenge,
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Aaj Zyada Msg Aane se Gussa hote hai,
kal Ek-Ek Msg ko Taras Jayenge,
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Ek Cup Coffee Yaad Dosto ki Dilayegi,
fir Sochte Sochte Aankhe Nam hoJayegi,
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In Palo ko Mil kar Dil Khol kr Jeelo Yaar,
kyunki Zindagi in Dino ko fir nhiDohrayegi. .

Friday, November 4, 2011

Out Of Box Thinking (Active QA Mind)

Here’s someone thinking like QA:




Sure, the keyboard, mouse, and data import features are some of the several obvious ways that data gets into your system. Are there any others? Scanners perhaps? Photo recognition or OCR?

You’ve got to be devious to be a tester whom I respect.