Question in Exam: ==>Define LOVE and explain in details? (16 marks)
MBA Student's Ans: ==> "Love is life.." (marks 1/2 out of 16)
Medical Student's Ans: ==> "Love is Pain.." (marks 1/2 out of 16)
Engineering Student's Ans: ==>
Definition:
There are different versions exists which define this very complex term LOVE in different circumstances.
Version 1.0 :- Love is Foolishness of wise people and Wiseness of Foolish People,
Version 1.1 :- Love is Mental Disorder which can be temporarily cured by marriage..
Version 2.0 :- A serious disorder of Heart due to Relationship between Men & Women that can cause Death of 1 or Both depending on the resistance associated..!!
TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers, but nowdays can be found in any age...
SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
Constant Surfing Internet (Mostly Social Networking sites)
DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
Blog
TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe or Mother's Sandle.... or it can be punch from Girl's Boy Friend or Brother
(marks 16 out of 16)
MORAL:
Don't Play with Engineers,
they can do any thing for 16 marks...:D
Version 1.1 :- Love is Mental Disorder which can be temporarily cured by marriage..
Version 2.0 :- A serious disorder of Heart due to Relationship between Men & Women that can cause Death of 1 or Both depending on the resistance associated..!!
TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers, but nowdays can be found in any age...
SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
Constant Surfing Internet (Mostly Social Networking sites)
DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
Blog
TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe or Mother's Sandle.... or it can be punch from Girl's Boy Friend or Brother
(marks 16 out of 16)
MORAL:
Don't Play with Engineers,
they can do any thing for 16 marks...:D
"Mess with the best....die like the rest.... "
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