Real Meanings Of Words In Our Field

* Great Presentation Skills – Able to bullshit
* Good Communication Skills – Spends lots of time on phone
* Exceptionally Well Qualified – Made no major blunders yet
* Work Is First Priority – Too ugly to get a date
* Active Socially – Drinks a lot
* Family Is Active Socially – Spouse drinks, too
* Independent Worker – Nobody knows what he/she does
* Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses
* Careful Thinker – Won’t make a decision
* Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs – Gets someone else to do it
* Expresses Themselves Well – Speaks English
* Has Leadership Qualities – Is tall or has a loud voice
* Exceptionally Good Judgment – Lucky
* Keen Sense Of Humor – Knows a lot of dirty jokes
* Loyal – Can’t get a job anywhere else