My Funniest post .....

Hi Good Morning friend :)




For all who always wonder that….

“
I have seen ppl talking for hours over the phone.
What could be the topic of so long discussion…….”

May be u all can learn what its like in there :Just read and have fun




Girl: Kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: Office me hooo………
Girl: Breakfast kiya?
Boy: Haa.. tumne?
Girl: Kya khaaya?
Boy: Paraathe
Girl: Kaise the..pata hai aaj maine nashta nahi kiya
Boy: Kyu??
Girl: Aj bhookh nahi ha
Boy: Kya hua???????
Girl: Pata nahi
Boy: Batao na
Girl: Kal rat se hi thoda mood off ha
Boy: Kyon
Girl: Koi mere sath nahi ha
Boy: Kya hua
Girl: Akela mahsoos kaqr rahi hu
Boy: Nahi mai hu na
Girl: Sachi??
Girl: Acha 5000 udhar de do room rent dena ha…ab mai tumhare hi barose hu
Boy: silent……………………..
Girl: Kya hua?
Girl: Chup kyo ho gaye?
Boy: Aur batao kya chal rha hai….(Acting as if he did not hear the request for udhar)
Girl: Kuch nahi.
Boy: Aur ghar pay sab kaise hain.
Girl: Theek hai…Chal raha hai….
Boy: Aur is mahine ki salary se kya kiya(in an amusing tone acting as if tang kheech raha ho).
Girl: Kharch ho gayee.
Boy: See u r very irresponsible…I would always like my girl to be independent aap ko soch samajh ke paise kharch karne chahiye
so that you don’t have to depend on others for u r needs na..
Girl :- others?.... I mean tum toh mere ho na .. I mean “apne”… apnon pe dependant nahin hote, apnon ke toh saath hote hain…
Boy :- Silent (yaar yeh kahini ghar ghar ki kab dekhna band karegi)
Girl:- kahan ho tum, kuch bol nahin rahe?..
Boy:- Nahin aapki baatein sun raha tha (Parvati ki aatma na aajaye ismein ab)
Girl :- Kabhi kabhi mujhe lagta hai tum mujhe samjh hi nahin paaye
Boy:- Silent ( bernoulli theorem hai tu yaar)
Girl:- mujhe lagta hai aap mujhe kabhi samjh nahin paoge
Boy:- Silent ( ho gayi shuru)
Girl:- aap shayd mujhe samjhna chahthe hi nahin
Boy:- Silent ( sab kuch toh pata hai tumhein)
Girl:- ya phir aap mujhe samjhthe ho, par nasamaj bante ho..
Boy :- Silent(paagal ho jaunga yaar mein)
Girl:- kahan ho tum, kuch toh bolo na…
Boy:- silent ( tu chup kare toh bolon)
Girl: - acha sorry, bas baba naraz mat hona.. u know na “I love you”
Boy:- Smiles……….. J J J J J J J
Girl:- haste kyon ho yaar..
Boy:- baba, I also love you toooooooo much!....
Girl:- acha mujhe itna pyar kyon karte ho…
Boy:- aap ho hi itne ache…. Sweet se aur pyare se..
Girl:- hm… J
Boy:- pata hai tum bahut pyare ho yaar..
Girl:- hm.. J
Boy:- man karta hai bas tumse yuhin baatein karta rahon J
Girl:- hm… J
Boy:- acha suno, tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho J
Girl:- bahut
Boy:- Kitna
Girl:- bahut bahut.. aur tum? J
Boy:- mein toh bas…… aap hi ho mere liye sab kuch… aur kya kahoon yaar..
Girl:- acha suno, mere 500 min khatham ho rahe hain… please aap phone kar lo
Boy:- Silent
Girl:- aap kar rahe ho na…
Boy:- silent..
Girl:- mein phone rakhon, aap kar rahe ho…
Boy:- silent…
Girl:- acha mein rakh rahi hoon, aap karo mujhe call…
Boy:- silent…
Girl: kya hua naraz ho?? Boy : nahi to…..
Girl :phir why u were silent while talking?
Boy : nahi who Football ka match aa raha tha……
Girl : india ne kitne run banaye ?? JJ
Boy: sweetheart its football isme runs nahi hote
Girl: pata nahi tum kya dekhte rehte ho [naraz]
Boy: silent
Girl silent
Boy : wt happnd
Girl :nthing
Boy :match khatam ho gaya …..
Girl: hmm theek hai I am feeling sleepy
Boy:bt suno to maine to dekho to are tm kya hue
Girl: phone cut JJ

Boy calls back again…

Boy: jaanu kya hua…
Girl: hona kya hai…jaao tum match hi dekho apna…main kaun hoti hun..main nahin baat karti tumse
Boy : yaar aisa to mat kaho pls
Girl : silent
Boy : maine aisa kya kar diya
Girl : abhi aur baaki hi kya hai…ab mujhse important to tumhara match hi ho gaya hai..
Boy: aisa nahin hai dear
Girl: sab pata hai mujhe….tum sab ladke ek jaise hi hote ho…huh
Boy: silent
Girl :jaao mujhe nahin baat karni tumse :@
Phone cut again

this time girl calls......
boy: hi janu i have been missing you continuously. i heard my heartbeat.
girl: i was missing you too.
boy: kya kar rahi ho?
girl: kuch nahi.
boy: kyon kya hua?
girl: kuch nahi.
boy: phir bhi.
girl: kuch nahi.
boy: are kuch to hua hoga?
girl: nahi yaar aise hi. bas man thoda udas hai.
boy: achcha theek hai.
girl: pata hai, mere cubicle me ek ladka hai jo hamesha mujhe ping karta rahta hai ?
boys(with increased curiosity): phir?????
girl: pata nahi, pahle sirf hi hello hoti thi. par ab to hamesha lunch ke liye poochta rahta hai.
Boy: Tumne kya reply kiya use… uss ladke ko bataa dena ki you are already engaged. (arre yaar iska koi bharosa nahi)
Girl: I cant tell him, accha nahi lagta ( waise bura nahi hai “woh”)
Boy: Main baat karu use ? ( hope gym nahi jata ho ,maar khaani pudegee)
Girl : nahi theek hai mein sambhal lunge.. I love you Jaanu..
Boy : J I love you too… You are coming for lunch tomorrow na.. ?
Girl : nahi dear.. I have important work tommmorow. :P
Boy: Tumne kal bhi lunch nahin kiya tha….
Kya baat naraaz ho…
Girl: nahin..aaj kal kaam bahut hai
Girl: chalo accha..tum itna kehte ho toh aaj movie dekhne chalte hain…Bachna ae haseeno !!(BACHO….!!!)
Boy: Darling,vo movie toh tumne team ke saath already dekh li….
Girl: Toh tumhare saath nahin dekh sakti kya…(gaye…..!!)
Boy: silent
Girl: kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki tum mujhse baat hi nahin karma chahte…
I really love you u know…?(sahi meinJJ))..u r the best..n all that ….
Girl: ye peeche se awaaz kiski hai…kaun hai tumhaare paas…
Boy: silent
Girl: kisi ladki ki awaaz lagti hai….bolo kaun hai…chup kyun ho..??
Boy : bechara abhi tak chup hai
Girl : Kon hai wo ?? Batao naaaaaaaaa….
Boy: Tumne khana khaya janu?
Girl : BATAO.
Boy: Aree…
Girl : BATAO.
Boy : Are wo meri nayi cub mate hai. Bahot baate karti hai.
Girl : Achaa?? Fresher hai kya?
Boy : Pata nahi (Nam - Payal Age - 21 From Mumabai. Still single J Stays in aundh near McD…. )
Girl : Tumhare project me hai kya?
Boy : Haa..I mean nahi (margaye..)
Girl : Kya matlab? Tum muzse kuch chupa rahe ho.
Boy : Silent…
Girl : Kya hua? Kuch to bolo…
Boy: Nahi jaanu. Tum soch rai ho waisa kuch nahi hai.
Girl : Tumhe kya pata me kya soch rahi hu??
Boy : (Bhagwan..bachale) Are janu..mere team mates chai pe bula rahe hai. Baad me I will call you. Ok? I love you
Girl : Haan Haan. Ab to tum chai pe team mates ke saath hi jaoge… Nayi ladki jo hai…
Boy: Silent..

( phone CUT J )

Girl calls after 10 min...tring tring...





girl : hi dear...
boy : hello jaanu...
girl : ho gayi chai???
boy : today i had coffee...
girl : why? but u dont like coffee..
boy : arey..wo...eisehi...
girl : us naye ladki ne force kiya na???
boy : arey no dear...(waise haan)
girl : to fir aaj coffee kyu???
boy : aaj maan kiya coffee pine ka....
girl : ok...waise aaj mera wine/brandy pine ka maan kar raha hain...
boy : are dear why r u getting angry? (bewadi kahi ki...ja pi...n dont ask me for money...)

girl : im not at all angry...by the way...whats her name?
boy : whose?
girl : (kamine pata hain kisake baare me puchh rahi hu...angrily...) us naye ladki ka?
boy : hmmm...Tulika....

girl : ohh..nice name...but whats the meaning?
boy : are ye bhi pata nahi tumhe...Tulika means... "lower part of MORPANKH which is used for writing"
girl : ok ok...do u know meaning of my name???
boy : (are iska naam kya hain???) hey dear...i have lots of work...will call u later...
girl : (ab to tumhe kaam yaad aa jayega...) ok...will wait for ur call and for meaning of my name too..
(PHONE CUT....)
boy : hello hello....(achha hua rakh diya...abhi to bach gaya yaar...google pe search karata hu eske naam ka meaning...)